Searching Finance is delighted to announce that on 26th January 2012
From 6.30 (ish) onwards
(12 Ingestre Place Soho. W1, if you don't already know, and frankly you should)
Mr Simon Deane-Johns, the noted entrepreneur, lawyer and thinker, will, in front of a live audience, and with no smoke and mirrors, remove Lipstick from a Pig
Institutional narratives will be inverted.
No actual pig will be harmed during this performance (unless you consider bad banking practice to be a pig).
Fainting and hysteria have occured at Mr Deane-Johns' previous performances. Those of a nervous disposition might consider a glass or two of bubbly (but not if they're driving or need to be early to the office the next day).
Simon will be assisted by his three gorgeous assistants: Charlie, Babette and Carrie.
RSVP to Ash